Hillary and Her Book

Hillary and Her Book

(With deep deep apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

I am CNN
CNN I am.

That CNN
That CNN!
I do not like
That CNN!

Do you like
Hillary or her book?

I do not like them,
CNN.
I do not like
Hillary or her book.

Would you read it
Here or there?

I would not read it
Here or there.
I would not read it
Anywhere.
I do not like
Hillary or her book.
I do not like them,
CNN.

Would you read it
In a house?
Would you read it
With a mouse?

I will not read it
In a house.
I will not read it
With a mouse.
I do not like them
Here or there.
I do not like them
Anywhere.
I do not like Hillary or her book.
I do not like them, CNN.

Would you read it
In a box?
Would you read it
With a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would read it here or there.
I would not read it anywhere.
I do not like Hillary or her book.
I do not like them, CNN.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
But it! Buy it!
Here they are.

I would not,
Could not,
In a car.

You may like her.
You will see.
You may like her
In a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like her in a box.
I do not like her with a fox
I do not like her in a house
I do not like her with a mouse
I do not like her here or there.
I do not like her anywhere.
I do not like Hillary or her book.
I do not like them, CNN.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
On a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! CNN! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not like her with a mouse
I will not like her in a house.
I will not like her here or there.
I will not like Hillary anywhere.
I do not like her, CNN.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
In the dark.

Would you, could you,
In the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like her, CNN, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will like her here or there.
I do not like her anywhere!

You do not like
Hillary or her book?

I do not
Like them,
CNN.

Could you, would you,
With a goat?

I would not,
Could not.
With a goat!

Would you, could you,
On a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not read it in the rain.
I will not read it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like her in a box.
I do not like her with a fox.
I will not let her in my house.
I do not like her with a mouse.
I do not like her here or there.
I do not like her anywhere!

I do not like
Hillary or
Her book!

I do not like them,
CNN.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Read it ! Read it!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

CNN!
If you will let me be,
I will read a portion,
You will see.

__H

Say!
I don’t like Hillary or her book!
I don’t! I don’t like them, CNN!
And I wouldn’t like them in a boat!
And I wouldn’t like them with a goat.
And I wouldn’t like them in the rain.
Nor in the dark. Nor on a train.
Nor in a car. Nor in a tree.
They are so terribly despicable you see!

So I don’t like them in a box.
And I don’t like them with a fox.
And I don’t want them in the White House.
And I don’t like them with a mouse.
And I don’t like them here or there.
Say! I don’t like them anywhere!

I don’t like
Hillary or her book!
Be gone!
Be gone,
CNN.

And Hillary.

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3 thoughts on “Hillary and Her Book”

  1. I loved your poem!!! I don’t think Dr Seuss would mind one bit!! I’ve read several articles about Hillary’s book. All not good. They lowered the price on her book before it ever came out. What does that say about her? She needs to be arrested and Bill too. Their Clinton Foundation needs to be investigated. Her deleted emails brought before the courts. Their entire world needs to be rocked!!!! Why is nothing being done to arrest them? With what she and Bill have done, they should be held accountable. Someone please explain to me why they walk free when a common person like me would be in jail for life?!!!

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